SCRATCH & DENT!
Use that 'Joyless Masturbation' sleeve as a coaster one too many times?
Getting self conscious about the number of boogers stuck to your cover of 'Called You Once'?
Fall into a state of rage while pawing your 'Hate Parade' sleeve?
Well now's your chance to make it right. The TOTAL PUNK SCRATCH & DENT SALE! THat's right! We're giving you one chance, and one chance only, to get a brand new sleeve for your old jalopy. All you have to do is order a Total Punk single or LP from us over the next week and include a note in your order specifying which cover you need. Order two singles/ get two replacements covers... No you can't trade in your third pressing cover for a first. To keep you honest and to make sure mine isn't the only time being wasted you're gonna have to email me a pic of your beat to hell cover or post it to social media and hashtag it #totalpunkscratchanddent. IF you haven't picked up that IV, PREDATOR, or VIOLENCE CREEPS 7" yet now is your chance to pick up three killer singles and get some new digs for your old ones.
ALSO WHOEVER SUBMITS THE PIC OF THE MOST UTTERLY DESTROYED COVER(s) WILL WIN A FREE BRUTAL BIRTHDAY TEST PRESSING!